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3 rules for better living

January 24th, 2007 by Jeff Kouba

1) Never shake hands with someone who just came out of the restroom.

2) If you’re in college, make friends with the secretaries and computer jocks. Between the two of them, they’ll get you everything you need.

3) Avoid like the plague any book/movie/etc… that contains the phrase “Listen to your heart.”


Posted: January 24, 2007 at 10:11 am
Under: miscellany | 2 Comments »


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2 Responses to “3 rules for better living”

  1. Jerome Plagge Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    Hey Jeff, I think I manage to get comments working again on the site!

  2. Jeff Kouba Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Huzzah!