Is this the real life? I’m everyone’s fantasy!
Hoping for an electoral landslide, I’ve escaped from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the clouds (from whence I’ll come again) and see,
I’m just a poor boy, I bask in sympathy
Because I’m easy come, never let anything go, Polls are a little high, little low
Any way the wind blows, all that really matters is me, is me

Obama, just healed a man, Put a hand against his head
Spake a word, now he’s not dead
Obama, life is just beginning
And Billary nearly gone and thrown it all away
Obama, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you cry
After New Hampshire there was nearly no tomorrow
But he carried on, carried on because only one thing really matters

At last, my time has come
Sends shivers down everyone’s spine, everybody’s quivering all the time
Hello, ev’rybody, We’ve got to go
Gotta lead you all in kind and shade the truth
Obama, ooh, I don’t want to lie
I wonder how the world would exist if I’d never been born at all

I see a skinny silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, do you know Tony Rezko
I throw thunderbolts and lightning, don’t let it be fright’ning, see
(Sure, I’ll negotiate with Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo?) Galileo! Galileo go figure-o
I am Magnifico. I’m just a poor boy and everybody loves me
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family
But spare us his wife, she’s a monstrosity
I am a reluctant messiah, will you let me go
Barack Husseinah! No, we will not let you go
(Let me go!) Barack Husseinah! We will not let you go
(Let me go!) Barack Husseinah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ok, I’ll serve.
Obama mia, Obama mia, to whom Moses prayed “When will Pharoah let my people go?”
Beelzerove has a devil put aside for me, for MEE, for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*synchronized headbanging*

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can smear me and let Repugnantcans lie
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me, baby
Just gotta throw ‘em, just gotta throw ‘em right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
The only thing that matters is me

Any way the wind blows